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i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t stop laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
"I need someone who
Sees the fire in my eyes and
wants to play with it."
— Haiku by l.s.f. (via fraggybird)
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i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them